just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
being attractive is exhausting. no i don’t wanna work out, or tan, or diet, or shop. i just wanna eat and sleep.
(Source: aspectives)
instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine
(Source: teap0ts)
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.
― (via pale-afternoon)
(Source: ikenbot)
*spock voice* these chicken fingers are the bomb
